But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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