Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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