help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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