OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
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I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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