I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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