the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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