last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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