i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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