I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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