Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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