never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I need a beard to bite.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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