I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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