No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
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Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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