she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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