If that was your dad, he is hot
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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