I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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