it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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