found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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