I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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