Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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