Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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