In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
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Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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