Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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