A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Randomize
