Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Randomize