There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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