Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I need help removing her.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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