Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
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Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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