Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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