redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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