C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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