your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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