My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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