I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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