Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
