How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
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