it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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