Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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