i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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