oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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