Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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