There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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