i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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