Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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