do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
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I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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