We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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