these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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