i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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