Nicole vs. Life
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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