____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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