somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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