Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
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After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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