At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
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What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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