I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
