I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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