He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Randomize
