No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
